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fun with words

  
Education, Humour
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FunwithwordsThe Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,  subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.   Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the  subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you  realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a  hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about  yourself for the purpose of getting laid. (more…)

UCLA study

  
Analysis, Education, Humour, Life
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A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that  the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.  For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men  with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more  attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a  spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.

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