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For peace sake!

Two Palestinians boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.. Just before takeoff, a rabbi sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff the rabbi kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Palestinian in the window seat said, ‘I need to get up and get a coke. ”Don’t get up,’ said the rabbi, ‘I’m in the aisle seat, I’ll get it for you.’ As soon as he left, one of the Palestinians picked up the rabbi’s shoe and spat in it..  When the Rabbi returned with the coke, the other Palestinian said, ‘That looks good I’d really like one, too.’ Again, the rabbi obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Palestinian picked up the rabbi’s other shoe and spat in it.  When the rabbi returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the rabbi slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Palestinian neighbors: ‘Why does it have to be this way?  How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?’

Ten Trading Terms Used By Technical Analysts -Sound Like Sex Acts

In no particular order….

  • Blowoff Top
  • Bottom Bounce
  • Shorting Against The Box
  • The Piledriver 
  • Inverse Hammer
  • Kissing The Trendline
  • Rolling A Position Forward
  • Getting “Cramered”
  • Churning
  • Spread Trading

Above Terms u had Read many times written by Technical Analysts & Blue Channels Anchors + Analysts

A true story

“I heard this from one of my professors. To protect him, no names will be revealed. This professor was about to get married. He went to the jewelers to get a wedding ring for his fiancee. The jeweler told him that he can have the inside of the ring engraved with the name of his fiancee for an additional $20 (remember, this was a LONG time ago). He said, “But that will reduce the resale value!” The jeweler was aghast. He said, “How can you say such a thing. You are a butcher!” “No,” replied the professor, “I am an economist”.”
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