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“I am deaf to the word “no”.”
“Think big, think fast, think ahead. Ideas are no one’s monopoly”
“You do not require an invitation to make profits.”
“If you work with determination and with perfection, success will follow.”
“Pursue your goals even in the face of difficulties, and convert adversities into opportunities.”
“We bet on people.”
“Meeting the deadlines is not good enough, beating the deadlines is my expectation.”
“Don’t give up, courage is my conviction.”
“We cannot change our Rulers, but we can change the way they Rule Us.”
My Hot Favourite quotes are :Number 1 ,6 and last.
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Updated at 28th August/Baroda
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Funniest Stock Broker Quotes
Floor conversation.
How the Financial World Sees Itself
To Wit
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Practice safe eating—always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding—a case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give away).
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A lot of money is tainted—taint yours and taint mine.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
New Trading Rules
Never marry a woman you wouldn’t wish to divorce, i.e. never get into a position you couldn’t get out of with ease, and think of this before you make the commitment. I would add that the selfish wife or selfish price or selfish dog should never marry a man that will leave her in oblivion if things don’t work out. Imagine the great harm that the selfish dog did itself by killing a human. Now they’re all likely to be rounded up.
Never admit to having made a profit, but always emphasize your losses.
Surround yourself with big and powerful players so that your positions will be with the forces when you disseminate or implement them.