Category: Humour

EBITDA-Humour or Making Fool ?

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EBITDA (earnings before interest expenses, taxes, depreciation and amortization): Earnings before I tricked the dumb auditor.

EBIT (earnings before interest expenses and taxes): Earnings before irregularities and tampering.

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Dhirubhai Ambani's W-I-L-L

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quotes
“I am deaf to the word “no”.”
“Think big, think fast, think ahead. Ideas are no one’s monopoly”
“You do not require an invitation to make profits.”
“If you work with determination and with perfection, success will follow.”
“Pursue your goals even in the face of difficulties, and convert adversities into opportunities.”
“We bet on people.”
“Meeting the deadlines is not good enough, beating the deadlines is my expectation.”
“Don’t give up, courage is my conviction.”
“We cannot change our Rulers, but we can change the way they Rule Us.”
My Hot Favourite quotes are :Number 1 ,6 and last.
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Updated at 28th August/Baroda

Funniest Stock Broker Quotes

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“Even though your friend likes the stock thinking people will always need underwear, we have a Sell on the stock, it’s still very, very discretionary spending.”
 
Broker on the phone to a client.
 
 
“Should I ask my girlfriend to live with me?”
 
 “Not if you want to make her happy.”
 
 Floor conversation.
 
 
“I decided to bring my lunch in, instead of buy it. Times are tough.”
 
 “What have you got?”
 
 “Lobster.”
 
Floor conversation.
 
 
“This market is worse than divorce. I’ve lost half my wealth, but I still have my wife.”
 
 Broker on the phone to a client.
 
 
 “The guy says…I need you to…and then he stops because he has to think and talk at the same time.”
Floor conversation. 
 “I’ll do it mate, you can pay me money to do it, but you’re not going to make any money out of it” Continue reading »