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The business end of the bible

biblealoneA Jewish businessman was in a great deal of trouble.
His business was failing and he had put everything he had into the business.
He owed everybody and it was so bad he even contemplated suicide.
As a last resort he went to a Rabbi and poured out his story of tears and woe.
When he finished, the Rabbi said, “Here’s what I want you to do”.
Put a beach chair and your bible in your car and drive down to the beach.
Take the beach chair and the bible to the water’s edge.  Sit down in the chair and put the bible in your lap.
Open the bible: The wind will riffle the pages, but finally the open Bible will come to rest on a page.
Look down at the page and read the first thing you see.
That will be your answer, that will tell you what to do.
A year later the businessman went back to the Rabbi and brought his wife and children with him.
The man was in a new custom-tailored suit, his wife in a mink coat, the children shining.
The businessman pulled out an envelope stuffed with money out of his pocket, gave it to the Rabbi as a donation in thanks for his advice.
The Rabbi recognized the benefactor, and was curious.  “You did as I suggested?” he asked.
“Absolutely”, replied the businessman.”
“You went to the beach?”
“Absolutely”.
“You sat in a beach chair with the Bible in your lap?”
“Absolutely?”
“You let the pages riffle until they stopped?”
“Absolutely?”
“And what were the first words you saw?”
“CHAPTER 11”.

Ego & Self Importance

Those that fight don’t listen those that listen don’t fight.—Fritz Perls

“If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn’t part of ourselves doesn’t disturb us.”—- Hermann Hesse

“My benefactor used to say that a warrior who stumbles on a petty tyrant is a lucky one.”–Don Juan (The Fire From Within)
[Petty tyrants work on your ego.]

Take the cotton wool out of your ears and put it in your mouth.–AA saying

The result you got was the communication you intended – Werner Erhard [The content may be OK, but the tone was hostile.]

“The only way to stave off boredom, in a complex domesticated primate like humankind, is to increase one’s intelligence.  This is not appealing to the average primate, who instead invents emotional games (soap opera and grand opera dramatics).”–Robert Anton Wilson

“It is weakness rather than wickedness which renders men unfit to be trusted with unlimited power.” — John Adams, 1788
[Power is the third enemy of man.]

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