www.ebay.com/itm/Greece-sale-/170817574881?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27c58557e1#ht_628wt_1396

From the item specifics:

 I’m offering my country for sale. What is left of it anyway. Slightly used, low wages, low pensions,  low expectations. Lots of sunshine though, free at the moment.

 Many natural resources, minerals etc that are still untouched. Bureaucracy at its best. Great bribe-to-do system, over 20 years of experience.
 Obedience at the IMF, bankers and the Troika is guaranteed, no questions asked. (more…)