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New Golf expressions

  
Education, Humour, Life
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A ‘Rock Hudson’ – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t.

A ‘Saddam Hussein’ – from one bunker into another.

A ‘Yasser Arafat’ – butt ugly and in the sand.

A ‘John Kennedy Jr.’ – didn’t quite make it over the water.

A ‘Rodney King’ – over-clubbed.

An ‘O.J.’- got away with one.

A ‘Princess Grace’ – should have used a driver.

A ‘Princess Di’ – shouldn’t have used the driver.

A ‘Condom’ – safe, but didn’t feel very good.

A ‘Brazilian’ – shaved the hole.

A ‘Rush Limbaugh’ – a little to the right.

A ‘Nancy Pelosi’ – Way to the left and out of bounds.

A ‘James Joyce’ – a putt that’s impossible to read.

A ‘Ted Kennedy’ – goes in the water and jumps out.

A ‘Pee Wee Herman’ – too much wrist.

A ‘Sonny Bono’ – straight into the trees.

A ‘Paris Hilton’ – a very expensive hole.

A `Tiger Woods’ – Wrong Hole.

Mt Everest Glaciers Shrink 14% In 50 Yrs: Study

  
Education, Life
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MT-EVERESTResearchers have found that glaciers on Mt. Everest in the Himalayas, the world’s highest peak, have shrunk by about 14 percent in the past 50 years in what they suspect is the effect of climate change.

The pace at which the glaciers have been decreasing in recent years is nearly six times that of the average between 1958 and 1975, according to recent research led by Sudeep Thakuri of Italy’s University of Milan.

Members of the research team are warning that the decline in glaciers and snow will likely pose a major impact on Asia’s water resources and agriculture.

“The Himalayan glaciers and ice caps are considered a water tower for Asia since they store and supply water downstream during the dry season,” Thakuri said in a press release. (more…)

Chinese Medicine

  
Education, Life
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chinese_medicineQ: Doctor,  I’ve heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is  this true?
 A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it…don’t waste on  exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you  live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.
 Want to live longer?  Take nap.

 Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
 A: You must grasp logistical efficiency.  What does cow eat?   Hay and  corn.  And what are these?   Vegetables.  So steak is nothing more than  efficient mechanism of   livering vegetables to your system.  Need grain? Eat chicken.  Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy  vegetable).  And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily  allowance of vegetable product.

 Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
 A:  No, not at all.  Wine made from fruit.  Brandy is distilled wine, that  mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness  that way.  Beer also made of grain.  Bottom up! (more…)

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