Advisor – the one who charges money for a piece of stock advice to cover his/her losses on the market.

Advisory Service – an advisor who lost a considerable amount of money and started new business.

Afternoon – a daily chance to give back the money you made that morning (see Friday).

Apprentice – anyone who peers at your screen shortly after you closed a profitable deal.

Average Down – what you have to do if you opened a long position and had to go to the bathroom.

Average Up – what you have to do if you opened a short position and had to go to the bathroom.

Bad Trade/Stupid Trade – an unprofitable deal that someone else carries out which does not fit your trading strategy.

Bottom – (when you have an open long position) the spot where you give up averaging down and sell; (when you have an open short position) the spot where the book recommends you to open a short position.

Break – a pause you take when you have either 2 profitable or 5 unprofitable deals in a row. (more…)